Race #8 Pennsylvania (Pittsburgh) February 9, 2019

SIGNS, SIGNS, everywhere there’s SIGNS!

February is a great time to run but I learned that Pittsburgh is not the state to run in the dead of winter. I picked the race a few weeks prior because it sounded fun and it was a quick drivable trip. It was called Cupid’s Chase 5K so of course a Valentine’s theme. Hmmm, this gives me another excuse to buy a cool running tutu on the website www.goneforarun.com. My costume consisted of a heart clad tutu, wine related tee and a fun warm hat.

 

I left around 9am the day before the race . Pittsburgh is about 4 hours from Detroit which isn’t too bad. It’s a straight shot across the turnpike through Ohio. The drive was non-eventful until I entered Pennsylvania . As you will see throughout this post I have a problem with SIGNS sometimes and was about to have my first encounter. I wasn’t paying attention to the last toll booth and realized way too late that I was in the wrong lane. I would of had to fly over 4 lanes to get to the proper lane so I just chose to blow through the FAST PASS lane. Well, I saw the lights go off and the flash of the camera that caught a picture of the license plate. Ugh, so now I get to look forward to a violation ticket in the mail. Well, it came 3 weeks later and was $35.  Live and Learn. So back to the car ride… I chose to go directly to grab my race packet before I headed to my hotel. I chose the Homewood Suites in Downtown Pittsburgh which I would highly recommend. It was in a great location and very new. I pulled up, valeted the van, grabbed my luggage and headed inside to the elevators to the lobby. So, if you know me well, you would know that I tend to be very clumsy. And here comes SIGN encounter #2. I was walking to the elevator and apparently missed the FLUORESCENT yellow “Caution Wet Floor” sign. I completely tripped on it, dropped my bag and flew into the wall. I didn’t fall but did make an idiot out of myself in front of the kind, bearded Greek man that offered to scoop me off the wall. I am sure as the elevator doors closed, he was laughing out loud. I proceeded to check in to my room and headed upstairs to unpack. I then started to ponder my next meal and what I wanted to do the rest of the day. I found a cool area downtown called Market Square and ended up at a restaurant called Winghart’s. I ordered a baked brie appetizer and of course a plate of wings that I devoured. My healthy eating habits continue, LOL.  Now with a full belly, I headed back to my hotel. I noticed they had a bar in the lobby area so I sat down and grabbed a nice glass of Chardonnay. Well, there was a pool table there and I watched a game or two and then was asked if I wanted to play a game….well, guess who asked me… that would be Mr. Bearded Greek man! We chuckled over my near death experience earlier and played a quick game. He beat me but I didn’t care, it was fun.  I thanked him for the game and headed up to my room to chill, laid out my racing gear and got ready for the race. In bed by 9pm.

RACE DAY

I was up early as usual and headed down to the free buffet to grab my robust coffee and some protein aka BACON!  I headed back up, got my costume on and headed to the race. This course was different than the original due to flooding so it was a 30 minute drive. I arrived and parked the van but wasn’t happy with the spot….and here come SIGN encounter #3. I backed up to move but heard a crunching sound. I jumped out and realized I had run over one of the course signs that direct the runners. For the love, here we go again. Well, there was one problem, I had no idea which way it was aiming before I hit it so I had to guess which direction it would aim… LOL, stay tuned on that decision. I finally parked, grabbed my headphones, and headed to the starting line. It was a balmy 10 degrees with a wind chill of 2 degrees! I made the best of it. The funniest part of the course was when I came upon the sign I almost destroyed and realized I had it completely wrong. If they wouldn’t of caught it, I would of sent the runners into oncoming traffic. Oh well, we all survived. Time to head back to the hotel and thaw out. I took the longest hot shower of my life and chilled before planning the rest of the day. I was starving , as usual, and ended back at the market Square area. This time I ended up at NOLA in the Square. It was a New Orleans themed restaurant. I ordered a Cajun Martini which consisted of mango vodka, jalapeno, bitters and lemon. Nice and smooth with a kick at the end, sort of like MY personality! The gentleman next to me had a Smoky Old fashioned, how do I know, because I asked. He was by himself and we struck up a conversation. We chatted about how frickin cold it was . He asked why i was in Pittsburgh and I explained my 5K quest and he thought it was cool. He was there for a conference and had mentioned that there was a casino close. Okay, sold!!! I ate my lunch (stuffed mushrooms) and finished my drink and headed over the bridge to see if I could get lucky…at the casino !

I grabbed my $20 bill, found a quarter slot machine and sat down. I pulled the handle the first time and nothing exciting happened. Well, the 2nd pull was the LUCK I had been waiting for. I won $240 ! I immediately cashed out, headed to the casino bar for a victory Chardonnay and celebrated my winnings. This win pretty much paid for my trip!  I was thrilled. The rest of my day included a later dinner of shrimp and steak and finally back to my hotel to ponder my day’s events. I was up in the middle of the night because I must of been too wired still from the day so I turned the TV on and caught a few episodes of Teen Titans and an infomercial or two.  I finally fell asleep around 4am.  I got up around 8am and packed up and headed back to Detroit. Thank you Pittsburgh for an eventful 2 1/2 days ! Next up, Minnesota in March . Brrr!

 

 

5 Great Last Minute Gift Ideas for Runners

Here we are, five days before Christmas and if you’re like me you’ve had all of your shopping done for a month now. Yeah, and you road a unicorn to the store where the Santa and the Tooth Fairy helped you pick out gifts. Let’s be real here. I still have a sh*t load of gifts to get and so do you.

Before we go too far, I want to make it clear that I receive no kickbacks or anything from the makers of these products. They are just things I like and decided to share.

Well, here are a few of my favorite things that I hope will be helpful as you search for that perfect gift for the runner in your life. Sing it with me:

Tutus with wine glasses
Shoes great for running
Bottles of great wine
And a necklace that’s stunnin
A funny T-shirt and the laughter it brings
These are a few of my favorite things.

Wine Glass Tutu

OK, tell me this isn’t the cutest tutu you’ve ever seen. I got mine from goneforarun.com and I’ve worn it for two races so far. To tell the truth, I wear it around the house too. It’s just too adorable to leave in a drawer. They have a lot of other great stuff at goneforarun.com too, so check out the site for other ideas.

Saucony Running Shoes

Ask 100 runners what the best running shoe is and you will get 100 different answers. Picking out the right running shoe is personal for everyone. Make sure what ever shoe you get feels good, is well made, and of course looks fabulous!

I run in the Saucony Women’s Guide ISO 2. They are seriously the best shoe I’ve found for me. Maybe they’ll work for you too

FitVine Wine

It’s no secret that I like my wine. The day of my Chicago race I stumbled into a wine shop. The owner’s name was Michael and he had so much knowledge about everything in his store. When I told him why I was in town, he told me about FitVine. This stuff is delicious and because it has less sugar and no sulfites, it’s good for you! I mean, that’s what Michael said and he would not lie about wine.

Silver Shoe Charm Necklace

Sometimes you just have to give yourself a gift. When I came across this charm and necklace, I immediately loved it and decided that I deserved it. It’s small and light enough to wear while running, which is kind of the point. Right?

Give this to the runner you love and then buckle in, buddy. They’re going to show just how much they love it…and you!

Funny T-Shirts

It should be no surprise to anyone who knows me or who has read my posts that I am, what experts refer to as, a smart ass. I throw around sarcasm the way lonely men throw dollar bills at strippers. Showing off my sarcastic side when I run is easiest with a funny T-shirt. I have several of them. You can find them all over. This one is one of my favorites, though. Mostly because it’s true.

So there you go. I hope these gave you some good ideas for what to get the runner in your life. Let me know in the comments if you have any other ideas. Oh, and…

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

So This Happened…

Tattoo

I DID IT!!!

I’ve wanted to get a tattoo for a long time, but I didn’t know what to get. It had to be something personal and meaningful, I knew that.

My daughter loves all things Disney and when she finished her internship at Disney World, she got a small tattoo of Mickey’s ears on her wrist. My son lived up to the adage “Go big or go home” and got the St. Michael’s Prayer tattooed on his side.

There was no way I could handle something as involved as my son’s. I’m a tough broad but getting stabbed repeatedly for five hours is too much. I wanted something simple and small that would not hurt too badly. Well, it finally hit me. I should get a tattoo that commemorates the journey I am on.

I liked some of the “runner” tattoos I saw online but none of them screamed, “Deface your body with me for life!” My daughter and I pulled elements that I liked from a few and put them together into a tattoo that I loved. So, I had the design and I knew I wanted it on my ankle, now all I needed was the courage to actually do it.

After talking about it for a while, I finally put on my big girl pants and set the appointment with Rick at Elite Tattoo in Center Line.

Rick and Linda
Rick and I at Elite Ink in Center Line, MI

Rick was great. He put me right at ease and explained everything to me. It stung a little when he started but then it was fine. It was at this point I got a lesson in not opening my big mouth. Just as Rick got to an area close to the bone, the following words came out of my mouth:

“You know, this isn’t bad at AAAAAHHHHHH! YOUR MOTHER SU–” OK, if you’ve ever seen The Exorcist, you know what I yelled. If you haven’t, let’s just say I might have insinuated that his mother provided certain oral favors in the firey pits of hell. It was inappropriate and I apologized profusely. But Mother F@#$%& did it hurt.

I am VERY happy with how it turned out. What do you think?

Tattoo